#guardians of the galaxy critical

[thepersassiest]

everyone saying that gotg3 is the best thing marvel has put out since endgame is honestly extremely disrespectful.

gotg3 is so much better than endgame

[guardianjameslight]

People should learn at this point that just because the trailer is comedic doesn't mean the movie/show itself won't be emotional.

[willowpotatox]

Credit to @arrow-jsy for making this!

[forgetriestowrite]

A while ago I saw someone comparing Critical Role's Vox Machina to the Avengers and the Mighty Nein to the Guardians of the Galaxy and after rewatching GOTG 3 last night I have now fully realized how true that is

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

[once again here be dragons]

ngl one thing that IS making me roll my eyes into the sun is how bland and flavourless some of the interpersonal conflicts between companions are as I've seen them in reviews.

Rook is standing between two companions and "sorting out" their arguments like they are talking to fucking children and the problems these chars have with each other are kind of just tiny, petty things? and so much which amount to shit like taash no like skeleton, emmrich find dragon boring, harding think emmrich takes too long to pack or has too many books, emmirch judging harding for sleeping on the dirt?? like what is this, genuinely. rook is always talking to these grown ass adults like they are fucking toddlers and i'm like...really. i saw one scene between davrin and lucanis that appears to have at least a bit more bite (even though the line i saw from davrin was legit just jacob's beef with thane) but apparently even that gets resolved very quickly and doesn't come up?

also rip dorian, he has been completely teaganed.

[raccoon-coded]

Have some home made Rocket reaction memes using templates taken from the comics.

I will be making more.

Feel free to use these as you please.

Comics sited - Rocket Raccoon: Grounded (2016) and Guardians of the Galaxy (2020)

[themoonking]

i genuinely want the mcu to end so badly. the whole "every movie takes place in the same universe and they're all connected" worked well in the earlier days, but now it just hurts the quality. i would have loved to see what an ant-man 3 or a doctor strange 2 could have been if it didn't need to put aside its own identity in service of furthering a larger story. and as the release schedule gets more and more crowded, it just gets harder and harder to remain invested in literally anything.

[guardians-restart]

I refuse to believe those two are not just oversized teenagers

shirts sponsored by Quill, obviously. He picked a lot of trinkets on earth for all of the guardians :DD

[just-fandomthings]

The painful difference between:

“He’s my friend.”

“So was I.”

and

“I’m family.”

“So is he.”

It’s the found family of it all, the importance and power of the family you choose

[artist-issues]

Yes, Guardians Vol. 3 was excellent. But just stop there. Don’t start using how great Guardians Vol. 3 is to bring up how terrible you think Endgame was. Honestly. You silly geese.

[demigoddessqueens]

masterlist vii

Some links were going funky on my desktop so I’m adding a new masterlist to here so that it can be updated better

Tik tok tease 😈

Superman and Vash appreciation

Critical Role - coffee bae 💕 ☕️ //

Vox Machina - noble!reader // WEREWOLF PUPPY // taking care of them when exhausted // treating migraines // boys + period headcanons // you remember? // trouble in paradise // Birb Machina // reverse birb machina // Garmelie reveals through art // Grog romance // Vax and sweet bartender // Vax + childhood friend // you have beautiful eyes // close the door?? 🚪 // close the door 🚪 part 2 // day gone wrong 😅 // rizz them up ✨ // flying Treasure Planet style //

Song fic -Grog // song fic - (my) dandelion // song fic // Mothers Day - song - Percy // song fic - Vax angst //

Modern s/o series - different dance styles // bonding with Percy //

Mighty Nein - beach 🏝️ day // cuddle headcanons //

Song fic - Caleb // song fic - angst // song fic // song fic - outfield // song fic - 2 //

Bell’s Hells - song fic //

Crown Keepers - song fic + Dariax //

Ring of Brass - song fic //

Song fic for the ladies //

Castlevania - Hector A-Z NSFW // Dracula + fem!reader smut // drawing the boys // remember what they say // Alucard and his jealous lover // Alucard and art as a gift // got a black eye defending him // Isaac A-Z NSFW //

Marvel - Namor + nurse!reader // Guardians of the Galaxy fluff //

Star Wars 🌟- Poe fluff + Miguel //

Prey (2022) - Taabe smut //

Unicorn 🦄 Warriors Eternal - Edred headcanons // Aewulf HC’s //

Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon - horse riding with Aegon //

Ewan characters - Osferth and Tom //

Into/Across the Spiderverse - Miguel O’Hara fluff // biting kink headcanons // soft headcanons // angst headcanons // angst part 2 headcanons // sick headcanons // dancer!reader // touch-starved Miguel // Miguel and a shy reader // college boyfriend Miguel // fangs and claws oh my! 😍 // Miguel + parks & rec // incorrect quotes // Miguel AZ fluff alphabet // love nicknames // incorrect quotes + Gabriella O’Hara // good morning ☀️🌞// incorrect quotes part 2 // love me, choose me, pick me // Miguel Regency era // incorrect quotes part(s) 3-4 // wedding 💍 headcanons //

Assassin’s Creed - Connor Kenway fluff // AC OC Debut // Shay & Haytham + Assassin // Haytham NSFW // Desmond Mermay // barista bae ☕️ // Dad + kid just like mom // Haytham hurt & comfort // Haytham + hurt and comfort // love confession + “you” // Ezio birthday 🎂 headcanons // morning seggs + Haytham // codexmonthly - mirage // Ezio birthday headcanons part 2 // bath 🛁 headcanons 💕 //

Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel 😈 - Crimson SFW and NSFW //

Blood of Zeus - Apollo x daughter of Nyx // pantheon smut // ares and Amazon!reader // dating Seraphim headcanons //

Legend of Zelda/ToTK - Sidon and his illicit affairs //

Dragon Age

DA Absolution - Miriam + kisses on face //

[valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn]

Most directors in MCU with Feige's approval: Oh we're not sharing the full script with our crew (x), sometimes the actors won't know who they're saying their lines to (x), we don't tell them what happens to their characters (x)...

James Gunn (x): "By the time of #GotGVol3 my script included all the songs in the movie, but also a dictionary & breakdown of the humanimal language, maps, action designs & simple character designs. The screenplay is the blueprint of the movie & anything I can include to help my crew understand the story & support the foundation, I’ll include."

No wonder Vol 3 is doing great in theatres and the story is so damn good... but sure, keep taking the scripts from your actors, that doesn't impact the movies at all 🤦‍♀️

[raccoonfallsharder]

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The Eighteenth Visit. (excerpt & rating key below the cut) Domestic Scenes in Space Travel ✩ Installment Four smut & smut-free versions available.

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you take rocket on a fall-themed date. unbeknownst to you, he also has plans: specifically, to introduce you to some potential roommates. just pumpkin-spiced, apple-scented, maple-flavored FLUFF.

some references to a romantic relationship. sfw & nsfw versions are side-by-side as two chapters in the same ao3 work (they are basically identical so there is no need to read both.)

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Rocket is standing stock-still, right where he’d stopped when he’d entered the room. He’s wearing the grumpiest expression you’ve ever seen on his face –which is saying something.

Unfortunately for him, it just doesn’t pack the same punch when he’s absolutely coated in kittens. Covered in them. He’s wrapped in a quilt made of wiggling calicos and torties and mackerel tabbies, and they’re all mewing and purring and chirping, claws needled into his jumpsuit and jacket, head-butting his chin and begging for pets.

Rocket stares at you with the most long-suffering look on his face, just absolutely fucking beleaguered.

But you notice he doesn’t remove the kittens from his body.

Not a single one.

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[dontremembermejust]

Someone once commented that Vox Machina are the Avengers and that the Mighty Nein are the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Well, Bells Hells are definitely the X-men.

[ultraericthered]

It has dawned on me that Omni-Man and Ego are the villainous trash dads that Ken Penders didn't know he needed to make Locke into.

Of course, I could also bring up Slade Wilson due to some different kinds of similarities. It will never not astonish me how completely Penders missed all that loathsomeness he wrote for his character.

[ju-trainwreck]

One thing that I'll always love is found families and their shenanigans